May 2012
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No, we don't have kids yet. Why do you ask?
Me (singing a Vandaveer song): I'm gonna bend 'em all, I'm gonna break 'em all...
J: Oh, are we talking about children's legs now?
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Also, Tumblr's being a butt and unfollowed a bunch...
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A few thoughts on Amendment One
Since I haven’t been around much recently, here are a few belated words about the events of Tuesday. My intention here is not to step on toes or spark further debate, but simply to share my thoughts on the subject if you care to hear them.
Due to the fact that my voter registration is still in the process of being changed from Durham County (where I grew up) to Forsyth (where I live now),...
April 2012
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Watch(via dannybrito)
The world needs more random, small-scale flash mobbing. The girl in the fuchsia jumpsuit with the sassy snap and the guy on the bike at the end both made my day.
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“I ask you right here please to agree with me that a scar is never ugly. That is...”
– Chris Cleave, Little Bee
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March 2012
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“They hold hands, but they don’t say anything to each other. They spend a...”
– Chris Jones, “Robert Ebert: The Essential Man”
February 2012
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“I awoke to the vague but identifiable smell of cheese. The kind of cheese where...”
– Sloane Crosley, “Le Paris!”
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“In our books, we seek not answers, really, to that nebulous longing our heart...”
– Guillermo del Toro, Introduction to The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2011
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upforanything replied to your post: upforanything replied to your photo: This is love… Suddenly I am imagining your mother “puttering around the house.” This may have no relevance.
Girl, that has total relevance. Every day she’s putterin’.
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annaprofanity replied to your chat: J: We really need to pick up some googly eyes and… This is something I can help you with. Because I do have googly eyes. And I’m willing to form a ragtag band of googly eye vandals. Say the word.
THE WORD.
#WeRide
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upforanything replied to your photo: This is love too. My family on the front steps of… And your camera remote? Tee hee.
You know! Way better than this scenario:
Mom takes 29 years to set up tripod and attach camera. Mom takes another 11 years to set camera timer. Mom presses shutter, runs to join posed family. OOPS! The flash didn’t go off! Now why didn’t the flash go...
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Anonymous asked: Your husband has the most amazing eyebrows...I envy him.
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J: We really need to pick up some googly eyes and put them on everything.
January 2012
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-oddevan asked: So... I've recently discovered Stars, and heard you might know a few things about them. What are the first song I should download (legally!)?
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Einstein (bunny, on floor): Um, Jordan! Jordan!!!
J (husband, in chair): What, bunny?
Einstein: Um, I requested a croissant! Where is my croissant?
J: Sorry, bunny, we don't have any croissants. *Pets bunny's head with foot.*
Einstein: Um, you can't just pet my head with your dumb foot and expect everything to be okay! That is rather nice.
Einstein: Um, but it's no croissant! I am a growing bunny! I need a hearty goddamn breakfast! In the style of the French!
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November 2011
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WatchHey guys, it’s a 30-second video of my bunny eating a piece of banana and then deciding he’s over it. Now with 60% more tiny darting tongue sightings!