February 2012
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“I awoke to the vague but identifiable smell of cheese. The kind of cheese where...”
– Sloane Crosley, “Le Paris!”
Feb 20th
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“In our books, we seek not answers, really, to that nebulous longing our heart...”
– Guillermo del Toro, Introduction to The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2011
Feb 18th
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upforanything replied to your post: upforanything replied to your photo: This is love… Suddenly I am imagining your mother “puttering around the house.” This may have no relevance. Girl, that has total relevance. Every day she’s putterin’.
Feb 15th
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annaprofanity replied to your chat: J: We really need to pick up some googly eyes and… This is something I can help you with. Because I do have googly eyes. And I’m willing to form a ragtag band of googly eye vandals. Say the word. THE WORD. #WeRide
Feb 15th
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upforanything replied to your photo: This is love too. My family on the front steps of… And your camera remote? Tee hee. You know! Way better than this scenario: Mom takes 29 years to set up tripod and attach camera. Mom takes another 11 years to set camera timer. Mom presses shutter, runs to join posed family. OOPS! The flash didn’t go off! Now why didn’t the flash go...
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Anonymous asked: Your husband has the most amazing eyebrows...I envy him.
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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J: We really need to pick up some googly eyes and put them on everything.
Feb 9th
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January 2012
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-oddevan asked: So... I've recently discovered Stars, and heard you might know a few things about them. What are the first song I should download (legally!)?
Jan 29th
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Einstein (bunny, on floor): Um, Jordan! Jordan!!!
J (husband, in chair): What, bunny?
Einstein: Um, I requested a croissant! Where is my croissant?
J: Sorry, bunny, we don't have any croissants. *Pets bunny's head with foot.*
Einstein: Um, you can't just pet my head with your dumb foot and expect everything to be okay! That is rather nice.
Einstein: Um, but it's no croissant! I am a growing bunny! I need a hearty goddamn breakfast! In the style of the French!
Jan 19th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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November 2011
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Nov 26th
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Nov 22nd
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WatchWatch
Hey guys, it’s a 30-second video of my bunny eating a piece of banana and then deciding he’s over it. Now with 60% more tiny darting tongue sightings!
Nov 16th
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Nov 7th
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Happy mix.
Here’s what I’m listening to today: Foo Fighters // Generator The Anniversary // All Things Ordinary The Mountain Goats // Jenny         (High diddle-dee dee, goddamn, the pirate’s life for me…) Mates Of State // Get Better Cruiserweight // Goodbye Daily Sadness Copeland // Pin Your Wings I Was Totally Destroying It // Done Waiting Metric // Succexy Mates Of State //...
Nov 3rd
October 2011
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Thank you, Ace postal contract unit lady. →
On days when my packages aren’t all finished by the time the mailman comes by, I take them to the USPS contract unit at Ace Hardware. The same lady is there pretty much every day, and she always smiles and says “thank you” when I hand her my parcels. We’ve started to recognize each other. Today when I was there, I casually said “well, back again,” and she said “that’s a good thing,” and before I...
Oct 27th
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Oct 25th
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frageelay replied to your photo: The arch! We wanted to go to the top, and had… If you get a chance to resched, it’s worth it. Great views, though the observation deck is really small. Still worth the time. We’d really love to, and...
Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 19th
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drueisms replied to your chat: Setting alarms. That’s what he thinks… upforanything replied to your chat: Setting alarms. ...
Oct 19th
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Setting alarms.
J: What time are you getting up in the morning?
Me: A THOUSAND.
J: That's not a time.
Oct 14th
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Just remembered we have pumpkin chocolate chip...
Pumpkin chocolate chip cookies!
Oct 13th
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Oct 12th
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On Bjork's new interactive music apps
Bjork, on NPR's All Songs Considered: In the beginning I thought... I would make a music house in Iceland, a music museum for children.
J: You WOULD make a music house for children.
Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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Come out, come out, whatever you are. Or are not.... →
It’s National Coming Out Day, folks! I am a happy and well-adjusted gay woman, and I’m lucky enough to have a really boring coming out story. I was 14. I had separate conversations with each of my parents. Each acknowledged that the conversation was a little awkward and difficult, but they… (via yodelmachine) I am a big fat ally and I can’t wait for the day when coming out...
Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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