Einstein (bunny, on floor): Um, Jordan! Jordan!!!
J (husband, in chair): What, bunny?
Einstein: Um, I requested a croissant! Where is my croissant?
J: Sorry, bunny, we don't have any croissants. *Pets bunny's head with foot.*
Einstein: Um, you can't just pet my head with your dumb foot and expect everything to be okay! That is rather nice.
Einstein: Um, but it's no croissant! I am a growing bunny! I need a hearty goddamn breakfast! In the style of the French!
