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Apr 19, 2012 | 12:33 pm
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zoom Einstein says hello.

Einstein says hello.

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Jan 19, 2012 | 11:09 am
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Einstein (bunny, on floor): Um, Jordan! Jordan!!!
J (husband, in chair): What, bunny?
Einstein: Um, I requested a croissant! Where is my croissant?
J: Sorry, bunny, we don't have any croissants. *Pets bunny's head with foot.*
Einstein: Um, you can't just pet my head with your dumb foot and expect everything to be okay! That is rather nice.
Einstein: Um, but it's no croissant! I am a growing bunny! I need a hearty goddamn breakfast! In the style of the French!

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Jan 14, 2012 | 2:02 pm
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zoom January 12 {12/366}: Kitten close-up! Sitting on my lap, stunting my productivity. As usual.

January 12 {12/366}: Kitten close-up! Sitting on my lap, stunting my productivity. As usual.

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Aug 10, 2011 | 1:40 pm
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IT’S MY CAT IN A BOX.

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Jun 24, 2011 | 1:56 am
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zoom The daily (151/365): I realize that like 75% of my daily photos are of my cat, but you can just deal with that, because my cat is cute every day.

The daily (151/365): I realize that like 75% of my daily photos are of my cat, but you can just deal with that, because my cat is cute every day.

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May 30, 2011 | 3:01 pm
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zoom The daily (144/365): I think Eli does this when I’m super busy, just to rub it in my face that he is a cat and therefore has absolutely nothing better to do than nap all day.

The daily (144/365): I think Eli does this when I’m super busy, just to rub it in my face that he is a cat and therefore has absolutely nothing better to do than nap all day.

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May 19, 2011 | 12:05 pm
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In which Yowler Cat yells excessively, is chided, refuses to come when called as usually, clings to my sweatshirt with his hooks, says hello to the internets, and then tries to steal my coffee.

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May 19, 2011 | 9:50 am
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zoom Alert Crouch Cat and I wish you the loveliest of mornings.

Alert Crouch Cat and I wish you the loveliest of mornings.

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May 16, 2011 | 4:23 pm
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zoom The daily (132/365): Aaaaand, this is what I woke up to Thursday. Guh, his feets! I die of the cuteness.

(Non-cat posts are coming up, I promise.)

The daily (132/365): Aaaaand, this is what I woke up to Thursday. Guh, his feets! I die of the cuteness.

(Non-cat posts are coming up, I promise.)

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May 16, 2011 | 4:21 pm
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zoom The daily (131/365): I woke up to Grumpy Swag Cat on Wednesday. And, of course, he was wedged perfectly in the valley between my legs, which meant I couldn’t move around or get up, or I would disturb him. So I stayed in bed and read the sixth Harry Potter book (the things I do for this kitten).

The daily (131/365): I woke up to Grumpy Swag Cat on Wednesday. And, of course, he was wedged perfectly in the valley between my legs, which meant I couldn’t move around or get up, or I would disturb him. So I stayed in bed and read the sixth Harry Potter book (the things I do for this kitten).