Convo
May 15, 2012 | 12:42 pm
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No, we don't have kids yet. Why do you ask?

Me (singing a Vandaveer song): I'm gonna bend 'em all, I'm gonna break 'em all...
J: Oh, are we talking about children's legs now?

Word
Feb 15, 2012 | 12:09 pm
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upforanything replied to your post: upforanything replied to your photo: This is love…

Suddenly I am imagining your mother “puttering around the house.” This may have no relevance.

Girl, that has total relevance. Every day she’s putterin’.

Word
Feb 15, 2012 | 12:03 am
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upforanything replied to your photo: This is love too. My family on the front steps of…

And your camera remote? Tee hee.

You know! Way better than this scenario:

Mom takes 29 years to set up tripod and attach camera.
Mom takes another 11 years to set camera timer.
Mom presses shutter, runs to join posed family.
OOPS! The flash didn’t go off! Now why didn’t the flash go off?
Mom jogs back to camera to investigate faulty flash, fixes it.
Mom presses shutter again, flash goes off and photo is taken.
HEY! What happened to the timer?
Mom takes 2983 additional years to finally take an appropriate family photo.
Etc.

Image
Feb 11, 2012 | 6:50 pm
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‘Sup, Tumblr? It’s been a while, but I’m still alive. Pulled an all-nighter yesterday to finish some digital calligraphy work, and then found this while dicking around on the computer today. Perfect example of the kind of thing my sleep-deprived brain finds amusing. J CHOMP!

‘Sup, Tumblr? It’s been a while, but I’m still alive. Pulled an all-nighter yesterday to finish some digital calligraphy work, and then found this while dicking around on the computer today. Perfect example of the kind of thing my sleep-deprived brain finds amusing. J CHOMP!

Convo
Feb 9, 2012 | 12:21 am
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J: We really need to pick up some googly eyes and put them on everything.

Convo
Jan 19, 2012 | 11:09 am
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Einstein (bunny, on floor): Um, Jordan! Jordan!!!
J (husband, in chair): What, bunny?
Einstein: Um, I requested a croissant! Where is my croissant?
J: Sorry, bunny, we don't have any croissants. *Pets bunny's head with foot.*
Einstein: Um, you can't just pet my head with your dumb foot and expect everything to be okay! That is rather nice.
Einstein: Um, but it's no croissant! I am a growing bunny! I need a hearty goddamn breakfast! In the style of the French!

Convo
Oct 14, 2011 | 2:20 am
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Setting alarms.

J: What time are you getting up in the morning?
Me: A THOUSAND.
J: That's not a time.

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Oct 10, 2011 | 1:05 am
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zoom No I mean yoooooou crank dat soulja cat.

No I mean yoooooou crank dat soulja cat.

Word
Oct 9, 2011 | 6:43 pm
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Just got my workout for the day.

It may or may not have been by dancing around the computer room, shaking a container of yogurt in rhythm while I lip-synced to “Defying Gravity” from the Wicked soundtrack. Whatever, Sunday.

Convo
Oct 5, 2011 | 8:31 pm
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Podcast, on computer: This is NPR.
Me, alone in my home: Your MOM is NPR.